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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash. 
Teacher : Get out.

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I'm determined to get rid of these pounds.

Why? 1. It stresses me out…everyday. 2. I don’t feel comfortable. Everyone tells me, “Oh you’re body is fine.” No. If I’m not comfortable what is the point. 3. Just because. I’ve gained much inspiration from a few people and because of that, I will do my best to reach my goal. Let’s go!!

Dec 25th

Respect old people. They graduated highschool...

lmaogtfo: Need a laugh? Click here!

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